What are some good classic jokes?

What are some good classic jokes?

What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down? It gets toad away. I submitted 10 puns to a joke-writing competition to see if any of them made the finals. Sadly, no pun in ten did. What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

What are some great jokes for kids?

200+ Funny (and Clean) Jokes Guaranteed to Make Kids Laugh What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back? A stick. What does a cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear. Two pickles fell out of a jar onto the floor. What time is it when the clock strikes 13? How does a cucumber become a pickle? What did one toilet say to the other? What do you think of that new diner on the moon?

What are some good jokes about teachers?

100 Teacher Jokes You’ll Want to Steal For Your Classroom Grammar Jokes. What do you call Santa’s brothers and sisters? Relative clauses. Math Jokes. Parallel lines have so much in common. Science Jokes. ‘Geology Rocks!’ What does the thermometer say to the cylinder? English Jokes. Last night I dreamt I wrote The Lord of the Rings. History & Geography jokes. Why did Henry VIII put skittles on his lawn?

What are some clean short jokes?

60 Incredibly Short, Clean, Jokes That Are Actually Funny Honestly This Is My Favorite From the Whole List: What do we want? Low-flying airplane noises! When do we want them? NNNEEEEEEOOOOOOOOWWWWWW! Old Pirate. What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old? “Aye matey.” Being A Body Guard Isn’t All It’s Quacked Up To Be. The Secret Service just had to change protocol for when the President is in danger.

What are some jokes to tell girls?

I am not drunk; you just intoxicate me.

  • I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there.
  • so that I could stare at you a bit longer.
  • your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.